Category Archives: satire

That Stupid Groundhog Makes Me Work!

Today is Groundhog Day and I’m mad as hell. I woke up this morning to snow outside my house and I had to go out and shovel. Drinking my coffee before I headed out the door. I heard that that stupid Groundhog declared another 6 weeks of winter. Thanks buddy. I hope that hole in […]

Illegal Bananas

Recently it was learned that an artist is planning to launch a giant banana from Mexico that will eventually float over the stat of Texas some time in 2008. This has mushroomed into a plot to launch virtually hundreds of these bananas that will cover the skies of America. Already there are protests being formed […]